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Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?
Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.
Listen here you scallywags I don’t reblog those “ask me stuff” things for my health
imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along
and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
"You’re asexual? Aw, what a waste."
Gee, sorry, I didn’t realize that my body was a commodity that existed to be used and taken by other people.